P.S. They are in no particular order.
Dear Stalker #1:
I was kinda sorta curious about something: why are you so obsessed with me? I mean, I know I'm pretty freakin cool, but I honestly had no idea that I was THAT cool! You have proved me otherwise though. Because you read my blog every single day (multiple times), I've started to realize how badA I really am. Anyways, on a serious note...don't you have better things to do than stalk me? Like grad school? Or smoking weed? Or something else? You have major daddy-issues and reading my blog isn't going to make you feel any better about your life. You need counselling to fix that.
You continue on with your stalkerish ways, now dontcha? I changed my phone number because of you. I deleted my personal Facebook because of you. I blocked you out of my life on purpose. Take.the.hint. What is it about my blog that you're so fascinated with? I love how you want me a part of your life, yet you don't even respect me. Additionally, you seemingly think that you've done nothing wrong. There's nothing you can do or say to make a relationship magically appear. If you would give it time, maybe everyone can heal.
OH MY LANTA, I feel so much better after that schpill. Now Happy Memorial Day friends!