Contrary to your belief in me (ha, yea right), I am absolutely not perfect at everything that I do. In fact, I am terrible at quite a few things. For your convenience, I have narrowed down to 5 things that I suck at.
I dunno why, but lately I've really been a slacker when it comes to texting. I usually just glance at the preview of the message on my lock screen and then think to myself, "I'll write back in a minute." Then 5 hours goes by and I am suddenly nominated as the World's Worst Texter Ever.
2. Taking a compliment.
I often times think nice things in my head about someone's outfit, or their hair, or their makeup, or just their overall awesomeness... however, I rarely give compliments. Not only do I feel awkward when I give compliments, but I feel awkward when receiving them. I always feel like I have to justify myself. If someone says, "I love your dress," I tend to comeback with, "I got it at XYZ store and it was $20." Very matter of fact, thank you very much. I am sooo weird.
3. Dealing with Negative Nancy's.
Just stop it right now and take a chill pill, pa-lease. What could possibly be so wrong that you have to suck the life outta everyone else around you? Ain't nobody got time for that.
4. Consistently doing the dishes.
I have never claimed, "I rock at household chores!" Because that would be a lie. I happen to be really good at keeping up with the laundry and maintaining our carpet (vacuuming & deep cleaning), but other than that, no thank you very much. The dishes in the Skinner household consistently pile up beyond all logical reason. If only I had a child that could do the dishes for me. #kidding #imakemyselflaugh
We've owned a treadmill ever since we built our house. I swore that I'd never become one of those people who use the treadmill as a prop... yet here I am to admit that I'm one of them. I mean... how lazy can someone (me) be??? I have a treadmill in the comfort of my own home, yet I barely even touch the thang. That changes soon. Unless I'm pregnant in the near future. In which case, I'll pass.